Okay, so I was telling this story to my significant other and I was surprised that he/she (vague I know XD) had no idea that this could happen that I decided that every one should know….. you know… just in case… o.O.
Okay well I knew a straight couple that decided they would like to try something new, you know to juice up the relationship. They decided that they will try Mayonnaise as a lubricant. Well a few days later the girl was at school and during a lecture she started to have a massive orgasm. Well she went to the doctor and she found out that she had maggots growing in her vagina!
I just thought you guys should know! Don’t not use dairy products as a lubricant! As a matter of fact, lubricant must be water based to be the most efficient and safe!! AND Do not use baby oil, it can increase your chances of cervical cancer!!